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If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)